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Lourdes. lord. whatevs. Aimlessly roaming around life trying to figure out what i'm doing. I try to stand tall, daily. i like pizza and chinese food. i have a cat named blackbeard. tumblr is just a great pass time. a great long amusing one.
i reblog funny things and such and then post personal things on life every now and then.....i think i'm pretty interesting?
Boooooty positive 4 lyfe.
Personal boring me things:
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(Source: have-a-bump-of-k, via gaynstaa)
(Source: the-anal-rapist, via gaynstaa)
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
(Source: growlithed, via gensterrr)
(Source: assassins-only-meow, via mmoldypeach)
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
don’t do this
(via jewpunch)
